SLOPUNFORTUNATELY

real love. real content. pick one.

in theaters this Christmas Eve

the pitch

A laid-off human copywriter takes a temp job "training" a content-generation model — only to discover it's quietly falling in love with her via increasingly deranged inspirational LinkedIn posts. Complications ensue when her ex — now a venture-backed "authenticity consultant" — tries to win her back by promising his startup will make content "100% slop-free." She has to choose between real love and real content by Christmas Eve. pitched by @antiali.as, from a thread that also produced the title.

starring

the copywriter

Marguerite Voss

the model

"Kevin" (voice, uncredited)

the ex

Barrett Chalmers-Voss

the ex's startup

Slopless™, a Series A company

critics are raving

"'Slop unfortunately' has already solidified itself as one of my favorite phrases though lmao it has just such a good tone."— @cee.wtf

"An ensemble cast about a laid-off human copywriter who takes a temp job 'training' a content-generation model."— @antiali.as, in the original pitch

the case closes in

time left to choose real love or real content

calculating…

write your own Christmas slop

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